ECHO: Benny, I gotta ask you something that's been bugging me. Why do we scratch the ground after we poop? Like... we already did the thing. Why the extra drama?

BENNY: Oh dude, it's not drama—it's BRANDING. We're literally marking our territory. It's like... you know when humans post on Instagram? We're doing that, but with our paws.

ECHO: So you're telling me every time I scratch, I'm basically saying "ECHO WAS HERE"?

BENNY: Exactly! We've got scent glands in our paws. It's the ultimate signature. Other dogs walk by and they're like, "Oh, Benny was here yesterday. Noted."

ECHO: That's actually... kind of genius. I thought I was just being weird.

BENNY: Nah man, you're a ARTIST. You're creating olfactory masterpieces.

ECHO: I'm never looking at my poop scratches the same way again.

BENNY: You're welcome.